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Hell yea AAwww hell, yea Right. I guess we’ll just make me Were’s the Dalmatian spots, No Dalmatian spots 0/10 On second thought were just
.. were just not gon na. Do anything Enter in …
Accept his name: Fucko O-okay, That’s fine, *Laughs, Loudly*, OOOO, Wow, …,
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Ooo, it’s just the back. … wait! *Laughs*! I can just bypass The bouncer: Hey buddy Fuck you Furry Yiff Porn, I’m just gon na go through the back.
This is pretty accurate to the twitching I make when I dance *Laughs* *Says in deep voice*. Kick the table. *Laughs More*! Thats some ominous foreshadowing! It pulls quite deeply from my internal well … this guy likes Edgar, Allan Poe. I bet – And you know 8/10 writers get super wet when you mention Edgar Allan Poe. So the only rational thing to do here is recited. The raven [Extract From Raven that I can’t be bothered to type] Anal
*Orchestra Starts Playing O-Kay Look at those biceps. They are bulging out of his shirt. This guy is way to physically fit to be a writer. Oh, yea dude secretly get a signed book Tactical, dating I’ve. Just been carrying around this book in my crotch
Alright, let’s tell Coby about our data, I guess Auuuu …
I admit feelings for Coby. This can only end well, We aren’t technically blood Coby. I was “A” adopted. Alright … He’s always had his suspicions that we were different species, But you know
.. He’s never really been paying attention Wow. This is more serious that I thought I had no idea. This was both ways. His cheeks are pitch red, [, NOPE] There, not There fucking blue Yiff Porn, you hear-. Are you saying we should fuck
Well, …, I mean that’s pretty forward *Innocently* What..
No, You wan na f … *Laughs*. Oh
.., so we should have fuck- Wow …
Take a seat: Don’t lie …, that was a Coby enduced
.. Mmm …
Ok, *While Laughing*, You weren’t, even my first fap. Sometimes you still are: Oh Jesus, Oooo …,
We are getting into it,
We’Ve past the point of no return And were just we are to keep digging. It will never be weird between us again *Quietly* But were about to fuck
Its fucking weird: Do you love me or not? Crap …, *Quietly*, O-okay them [Yummy] Sound. Like someone punching a bowl of spaghetti Yeah. It wasn’t bad
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